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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 00:41
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
How far does good behavior take you in a prison?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
No way
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They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
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Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
So they tried
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No go.
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
—
Thumbs down again.